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in an email from one of my squirrelly friends
Emergency Room
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for all day, I purposely put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had purchased off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. That cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency services.
It also works at the DMV and any laundromat.
Don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order!
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Green Energy
in an email from one of my squirrelly friends
Emergency Room
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for all day, I purposely put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had purchased off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. That cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency services.
It also works at the DMV and any laundromat.
Don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order!
- Contrary To Obama's Claims, Insuring The Uninsured Via Medicaid Cause More To Go To The Emergency, Not Fewer
I Am The Mani-infestation From Ace: You've heard this claim sixty thousand times: The uninsured don't go to doctors before a condition worsens, so they show up at the emergency room with a condition that could have been treated much...
- This Is How You Control The Message
WHAT COULD GO WRONG??? Federal News Radio: FCC: Presidential emergency alerts to be tested February 7, 2011 - 9:17am By Suzanne Kubota Senior Internet Editor FederalNewsRadio.com Everybody has heard the national Emergency Alert System (EAS). Those familiar...
- How Do You Feel About National Emergency Centers On Military Bases
Of course there are other terms for these used through the years. But it all is just ominous, creepy. Nothing good can come of this. A BILL To direct the Secretary of Homeland Security to establish national emergency centers on military installations....
- State Of Emergency Declared In D.c.
This you ain't gonna believe. From Sword at the Ready: President Bush declares a State of Emergency in D.C. Are we under attack?? Are martians invading? Is there a hidden nuke about to go off in the city?? No. None of the above. President Bush has...
- Smallpox Scare Locks Down Florida Hospital
Officials say it was NOT Small Pox after all: HOLLYWOOD – Memorial Regional Hospital's emergency room was put under lockdown for a short time shortly after 7 Friday morning over worries a sick patient was suffering symptoms similar to smallpox,...