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How come we’re not on the B-List?
The Banned-In-Pakistan List, that is. How come Phibian is on it, and Gates of Vienna isn’t?
It’s not fair!
Look closely, and you’ll see that Cdr. Salamander’s side-blog, Draw Mohammed Week, made the cut, in the image below (I highlighted it to help the presbyopic among you):
As the great CDR himself says:
What are we at Gates of Vienna, chopped liver?
We’re card-carrying Islamophobes. We’re professional denigrators of the Prophet. We post original Mohammed-insulting cartoons. We’re charter members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, for crying out loud!
Why didn’t we make the list?
Say… that list looks like it was typed on an old Selectric typewriter, but maybe it wasn’t. Maybe this is Mary Mapes and the Texas Air National Guard all over again! Fake but accurate! And this time Dymphna and I are victims of the cruel fraud!
Or maybe not…
I’ve got a better idea: a chain fatwa.
Every time a blogger receives the list, he issues a fatwa against the blog on the top of the list. Then he crosses it off, adds his own blog’s name to the bottom, and sends the list off to ten other infidel bloggers.
By the time the Twelfth Imam returns, we’ll all be up to our clavicles in fatwas! Won’t that be cool?
Now I have to think of ten other bloggers who are ripe for the scimitar...
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Cross-posted at Gates of Vienna.
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A Chain Fatwa
How come we’re not on the B-List?
The Banned-In-Pakistan List, that is. How come Phibian is on it, and Gates of Vienna isn’t?
It’s not fair!
Look closely, and you’ll see that Cdr. Salamander’s side-blog, Draw Mohammed Week, made the cut, in the image below (I highlighted it to help the presbyopic among you):
As the great CDR himself says:
Oh happy day! I always wanted a fatwa, but being banned in Pakistan....why THAT IS JUST TOO COOL! My off-the-cuff DrawMohammedWeek has no-shit-Shirlock been banned by the Pakistan government.
What are we at Gates of Vienna, chopped liver?
We’re card-carrying Islamophobes. We’re professional denigrators of the Prophet. We post original Mohammed-insulting cartoons. We’re charter members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, for crying out loud!
Why didn’t we make the list?
Say… that list looks like it was typed on an old Selectric typewriter, but maybe it wasn’t. Maybe this is Mary Mapes and the Texas Air National Guard all over again! Fake but accurate! And this time Dymphna and I are victims of the cruel fraud!
Or maybe not…
I’ve got a better idea: a chain fatwa.
Every time a blogger receives the list, he issues a fatwa against the blog on the top of the list. Then he crosses it off, adds his own blog’s name to the bottom, and sends the list off to ten other infidel bloggers.
By the time the Twelfth Imam returns, we’ll all be up to our clavicles in fatwas! Won’t that be cool?
Now I have to think of ten other bloggers who are ripe for the scimitar...
Cross-posted at Gates of Vienna.
- We Are All Danes Now!
“Hold your ground, hold your ground. Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship,...
- Palestinian Jokes
So this Palestinian walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, “What’ll it be, pal?” The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!” * * * * * * * * * * *...
- Spare Change?
It’s no surprise that Hamas considers the cutoff of foreign money to be “blackmail.” After all, that’s what a teenager always considers the threatened withholding of his allowance to be. “Dad! You can’t do that; it’s not fair!”...
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Longtime Gates of Vienna commenter Uncle Pavian has started his own blog, Eleven North, and will be covering events in Trinidad and Tobago. His most recent post concerns sheikh Yasin Abu Bakr: Islamist leader Yasin Abu Bakr spent the night behind...
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