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The Ayatollah Khomeini dropped by the pub here at Infidel Bloggers Alliance and left a message for all of us:
Let me tell ya', I don't get no respect
Some Islamophobic Kuffar scum (may their heads soon be parted from their shoulders) say there are no moderate Muslims. This is a lie! Let me tell you the story of my meeting with a moderate Muslim:
As I paddled through the streets of Manchester after leaving the mosque yesterday evening, the rain stopped falling!
The shocked inhabitants paused from their customary activity of shooting one another, and looked aghast at a rent in the grey firmament - a blue patch in the sky!
As if this wasn't miracle enough, the clouds cleared in the west and the setting sun illuminated a huge multicolored rainbow emblazoned with the words 'Welcome to Moderate Islam'.
Many hundreds of sleeping moonbats hung upside down from the rainbow. I followed it to where it reached the ground in the idyllic village of Moss Side, and there I found two pixies, four elves and a Moderate Muslim.
The Moderate Muslim said "I denounce all forms of terrorism without reservation", then he jumped on his unicorn and galloped off to where the sun was setting Koranic-style in a muddy pool in the west, probably Pennington Flash near Leigh.
As the customary downpour resumed, the rainbow faded and the soggy moonbats fluttered angrily as they woke up and found they had no visible means of support.
Flying just above roof-height to avoid the flying bullets, the moonbats squeaked to all who would listen "We must respect Moderate Islam" and "It's a peaceful religion hijacked by a tiny minority of extremists"
- Moderate Islam Is Our New Religion
Moderate Muslims Are All The Rage From Daniel Greenfield: There is no moderate Islam in the mosques or in Mecca. You won’t find it in the Koran or the Hadiths. If you want to find moderate Islam, browse the newspaper editorials after a terrorist attack...
- Moderate Muslim Test
This is a test that I have devised to judge whether a Muslim is moderate or not. It isn’t the most perfect test, of course, but it works. Using this test, so far, I have found many perceived moderate Muslims to be no different than terrorists. Here...
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About Those "Moderate" Muslims in Malaysia From Jawa: So, searching for the back story on that child bride law in Malaysia (it turns out the hype is much worse than the actual law) I found something that is a real story. It's not "news" so much...
- Chapter 127,394, In Which We Receive Yet Another Message From A "moderate" Muslim
This is really friggin' funny, if you have a nihilistic sense of humor like I do. This message was posted in response to Citizen Warrior's article, "A Message To Moderate Muslims": For the "An Infidel Message To Moderate Muslims" The very "erotic...
- A Clarification On Term Usage
In my previous post I used the term, “extremist Muslims” in opposition to “moderate Muslim”. For those who have read other posts of mine and seen my admonishment of those who use modifiers with the words, “Islam” or “Muslim”, a clarification...
Green Energy
A Message From The Ayatollah Khomeini
The Ayatollah Khomeini dropped by the pub here at Infidel Bloggers Alliance and left a message for all of us:Let me tell ya', I don't get no respect
Some Islamophobic Kuffar scum (may their heads soon be parted from their shoulders) say there are no moderate Muslims. This is a lie! Let me tell you the story of my meeting with a moderate Muslim:
As I paddled through the streets of Manchester after leaving the mosque yesterday evening, the rain stopped falling!
The shocked inhabitants paused from their customary activity of shooting one another, and looked aghast at a rent in the grey firmament - a blue patch in the sky!
As if this wasn't miracle enough, the clouds cleared in the west and the setting sun illuminated a huge multicolored rainbow emblazoned with the words 'Welcome to Moderate Islam'.
Many hundreds of sleeping moonbats hung upside down from the rainbow. I followed it to where it reached the ground in the idyllic village of Moss Side, and there I found two pixies, four elves and a Moderate Muslim.
The Moderate Muslim said "I denounce all forms of terrorism without reservation", then he jumped on his unicorn and galloped off to where the sun was setting Koranic-style in a muddy pool in the west, probably Pennington Flash near Leigh.
As the customary downpour resumed, the rainbow faded and the soggy moonbats fluttered angrily as they woke up and found they had no visible means of support.
Flying just above roof-height to avoid the flying bullets, the moonbats squeaked to all who would listen "We must respect Moderate Islam" and "It's a peaceful religion hijacked by a tiny minority of extremists"
- Moderate Islam Is Our New Religion
Moderate Muslims Are All The Rage From Daniel Greenfield: There is no moderate Islam in the mosques or in Mecca. You won’t find it in the Koran or the Hadiths. If you want to find moderate Islam, browse the newspaper editorials after a terrorist attack...
- Moderate Muslim Test
This is a test that I have devised to judge whether a Muslim is moderate or not. It isn’t the most perfect test, of course, but it works. Using this test, so far, I have found many perceived moderate Muslims to be no different than terrorists. Here...
-
About Those "Moderate" Muslims in Malaysia From Jawa: So, searching for the back story on that child bride law in Malaysia (it turns out the hype is much worse than the actual law) I found something that is a real story. It's not "news" so much...
- Chapter 127,394, In Which We Receive Yet Another Message From A "moderate" Muslim
This is really friggin' funny, if you have a nihilistic sense of humor like I do. This message was posted in response to Citizen Warrior's article, "A Message To Moderate Muslims": For the "An Infidel Message To Moderate Muslims" The very "erotic...
- A Clarification On Term Usage
In my previous post I used the term, “extremist Muslims” in opposition to “moderate Muslim”. For those who have read other posts of mine and seen my admonishment of those who use modifiers with the words, “Islam” or “Muslim”, a clarification...