- Don’t Worry: Osama Was Shot In Accordance With Islamic Tradition
I know what was probably the first thing to go through your mind when you heard the news that Osama bin Laden had been killed: Was his dead body handled properly according to Islamic tradition? Well, on behalf of the U.S. government, I am happy to tell...
- Poetic Justice
Bin Laden's WIFE identified him for the SEALs. "Is dat da guy, ma'am?" "You bet." "Step aside, please." "With Pleasure." BANG "Thank you, ma'am." "Can I take this burqa thing off now?" "You bet." Fox Chicago: Pentagon: Osama bin Laden Wife...
- Leave The Gun, Bring The Falafal
TONIGHT HE SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES FOX REPORTS OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS BEEN BURIED AT SEA (already) Yeah, they dumped him overboard (should have spared the Islamic burial traditions, though) They didn't want him in the ground where his grave could become...
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HEY! YOU THERE! In Pakistan! Yeah, I mean you cowering in Islamabad. Whatcha doing looking at Anna Chapman's Nude Photos? You're not supposed to be doing that. What if your Imamma finds out? Then you'll get a good lashing. What, you can't...
- An Etymology Lesson From Infidel Bloggers Alliance
(Hat tip to Watcher) We've all heard the phrase "motherfucker." Now, I don't know about you, but I've always wondered where it came from. It's a strange form of insult. While we can certainly all agree that anyone who does have a sexual...