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- John F. Kerry: Netanyahu’s Iran “mythology” Is Not Going To Happen
John Kerry is in so far over his head. I've never seen such a mannequin in such an important position. The Washington Post reported:Attempts by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to secure a more stringent nuclear deal with Iran are “not...
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Washington Times: EDITORIAL: Obama and America's decline The president doesn't believe in U.S. exceptionalism The Washington Times 6:44 p.m., Tuesday, November 9, 2010 In India on Sunday, President Obama announced the decline of the United States...
- British Tory Government Shoots At Citizens
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- The Game Is Up! Saudi Arabia Invited To Invest In British Nuclear Power Stations
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- Those Who Refuse To Accept An Invitation Will Not Have A Good Ending Or Fate.
Do they even have an understanding of the words in America? Iranian Leader Speaks To Mike Wallace (CBS) Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sat down with Mike Wallace in Tehran on Tuesday in a rare, exclusive interview with a Western reporter. In the...
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Britain To Revoke America's Independence
I must agree with the idea here. We Americans have not done a very good job at nominating cadidates for the land's highest office. So, we deserve this.
A timely message from John Cleese:
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
1. Then look up aluminium, and nuclear, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing them.
2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour','favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise'. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize.
Ooh, spank me, Daddy.
Oh yeah, question: Just how do you tell if a British guy is gay?
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
1. Then look up aluminium, and nuclear, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing them.
2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour','favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise'. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize.
Ooh, spank me, Daddy.
Oh yeah, question: Just how do you tell if a British guy is gay?
- John F. Kerry: Netanyahu’s Iran “mythology” Is Not Going To Happen
John Kerry is in so far over his head. I've never seen such a mannequin in such an important position. The Washington Post reported:Attempts by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to secure a more stringent nuclear deal with Iran are “not...
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Washington Times: EDITORIAL: Obama and America's decline The president doesn't believe in U.S. exceptionalism The Washington Times 6:44 p.m., Tuesday, November 9, 2010 In India on Sunday, President Obama announced the decline of the United States...
- British Tory Government Shoots At Citizens
The Conservative Party prime minister of Britain has threatened to ban opposition to his plan to Islamise the nation. A few days ago his police forces have shot out the tyres of a van carrying a law-abiding citizen because, it seems, some Muslims complained...
- The Game Is Up! Saudi Arabia Invited To Invest In British Nuclear Power Stations
THE TELEGRAPH: Gordon Brown has invited oil-rich states like Saudi Arabia to invest in the next generation of British nuclear power stations. The Prime Minister extended the invitation to OPEC members as part of a deal he will propose at a summit in Saudi...
- Those Who Refuse To Accept An Invitation Will Not Have A Good Ending Or Fate.
Do they even have an understanding of the words in America? Iranian Leader Speaks To Mike Wallace (CBS) Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sat down with Mike Wallace in Tehran on Tuesday in a rare, exclusive interview with a Western reporter. In the...