Green Energy
from Daughter # 1:
A man got to heaven and saw a room full of clocks. He saw names on the clocks and questioned an angel what was this about. The angel said, "Every person has a clock that is set at midnight and each time they tell a lie it moves forward a minute."
The man saw a clock for mother Teresa and it was still on midnight. He saw another that had just moved forward a few minutes and others at 2am and 5am.
Then he saw a room that just had presidential clocks. Sure enough George Washington's was only set at 12:05 and Abe Lincoln was only at 12:10.
He said “I see them all, but where is Obama's clock?"
The angel said "Oh it was removed by Jesus. He's using it as a ceiling fan".
- Clock Boy's Award
CAIR's Muslim of the Year Award (2015) for Clock Boy Ahmed Mohamed. The award includes a gold clock on the right panel: Clock Boy will be participating in Astronomy Night at the White House tonight by special invitation from Barack Hussein Obama....
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A young man builds a clock and starts a movement. Let's nurture tech creativity w/ #CS4All, in NYC and everywhere. pic.twitter.com/bjKfOEdfEO— Bill de Blasio (@BilldeBlasio) September 28, 2015 NYPost: New York City bigwigs can’t get enough of...
- Ahmed Mohammed And The Flying Imams - Everything You Wanted To Know About Ahmed's "clock"
Click on the titles to get everything you need to know: Terrible, Mean, Ignorant Infidels Arrest Young Innocent Muslim Boy Over Nothing But Making a "Clock" ... That Just So Happened to Look Like a Bomb - OBAMA INVITES THE LITTLE PRICK TO THE WHITE HOUSE...
- To Describe Barack Obama As Petulant Is Being Nice
The Prick But go ahead, smuggle some dope in, sneak across the border with your family and you'll get free healthcare and Constitutional Protections. Our American President. What a prick. Fox News: British Teen Banned From U.S. for Life After Sending...
- Muslims Just Keep Pushing Their Agenda
Now, they want to be the ones to control the setting of our watches and clocks as the giant Mecca clock challenges Greenwich Mean Time. This, in spite of the fact that Muslims cannot even agree as to the start date for the annual Ramma-damma-ding-dong....
Green Energy
Clocks
from Daughter # 1:
A man got to heaven and saw a room full of clocks. He saw names on the clocks and questioned an angel what was this about. The angel said, "Every person has a clock that is set at midnight and each time they tell a lie it moves forward a minute."
The man saw a clock for mother Teresa and it was still on midnight. He saw another that had just moved forward a few minutes and others at 2am and 5am.
Then he saw a room that just had presidential clocks. Sure enough George Washington's was only set at 12:05 and Abe Lincoln was only at 12:10.
He said “I see them all, but where is Obama's clock?"
The angel said "Oh it was removed by Jesus. He's using it as a ceiling fan".
- Clock Boy's Award
CAIR's Muslim of the Year Award (2015) for Clock Boy Ahmed Mohamed. The award includes a gold clock on the right panel: Clock Boy will be participating in Astronomy Night at the White House tonight by special invitation from Barack Hussein Obama....
- Nypost: New York City Bigwigs Can’t Get Enough Of ‘terror’ Clock Kid
A young man builds a clock and starts a movement. Let's nurture tech creativity w/ #CS4All, in NYC and everywhere. pic.twitter.com/bjKfOEdfEO— Bill de Blasio (@BilldeBlasio) September 28, 2015 NYPost: New York City bigwigs can’t get enough of...
- Ahmed Mohammed And The Flying Imams - Everything You Wanted To Know About Ahmed's "clock"
Click on the titles to get everything you need to know: Terrible, Mean, Ignorant Infidels Arrest Young Innocent Muslim Boy Over Nothing But Making a "Clock" ... That Just So Happened to Look Like a Bomb - OBAMA INVITES THE LITTLE PRICK TO THE WHITE HOUSE...
- To Describe Barack Obama As Petulant Is Being Nice
The Prick But go ahead, smuggle some dope in, sneak across the border with your family and you'll get free healthcare and Constitutional Protections. Our American President. What a prick. Fox News: British Teen Banned From U.S. for Life After Sending...
- Muslims Just Keep Pushing Their Agenda
Now, they want to be the ones to control the setting of our watches and clocks as the giant Mecca clock challenges Greenwich Mean Time. This, in spite of the fact that Muslims cannot even agree as to the start date for the annual Ramma-damma-ding-dong....