Coming soon - Infidel Air!
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Coming soon - Infidel Air!


Fly the Friendly Skies
Detailed passenger history database, free ham sandwiches prior to boarding, holy crayon pattern carpeting, hot flight attendants with less clothing on, choice of Team America, United Flight 93, or 300 The Movie in-flight entertainment, onboard bomb and fear sniffing dogs, armored cockpit doors, armed flight crew with extensive background checks, porcine plasma paintball style weaponry (for passengers who just want to plonk someone for fun), video cameras in the lavatory, titanium electroshock collars - (if four passengers feel you deserve 50,000 volts of behavior modification they simply key in your collar ID simultaneously), ground based missile countermeasures.

Make it fun and safe and people will pay more for the ride. Infidel Air - Safer than standing on the ground.




- Six Passengers Arrested By Fbi For ‘interference With Flight Crew’ After Southwest Plane Declares Level 1 Threat
It's all fun and games until your name is put on the Terror Watch List. Hey, innocent Muslims, stop being inconsiderate, ungrateful smartasses, and get with the program. If we're not in this together, then whose side are you on, you stupid cunts?...

- Frank Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
Massachusetts' very own (because who else would want him?) Barney Fwank got an unwelcome reminder yesterday that he's supposed to be working for us when two doctors on his cross-country flight had the temerity to challenge him to a debate about...

- Us Airways Plane Diverted Back To Charlotte Due To Unruly Passenger
From WBTV: The man with the gray hair was escorted off the plane. Janet Kim (Source: WKYT)By Becky Gulden and Jeff Rivenbark CHARLOTTE, NC (WBTV) - A US Airways flight was forced to divert back to Charlotte due to an unruly passenger late Thursday...

- Was There A "dry Run" Before Flight 253?
Douglas Hagmann has had this information posted over at Northeast Intelligence Network since late December. Hagmann conducted a telephone interview with a passenger, name concealed as "REDACTED", who had witnessed what appeared to him to be suspicious...

- Uh? Again?
From Ace: I thought the wires were running three days late when I saw something about all passengers on a Delta/Northwest flight being taken off a plane that just landed in Detroit. A Delta/Northwest Flight 253. Repeat: Metro Airport spokesman John Witner...



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