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Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting
A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. (Pastorius comment: Well, naturally!)
Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.
A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday morning.
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Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting
Sheer, unmitigated manliness
I think all real men (who've had to mow their own lawn at one time or another) can relate to this story.
I would have done the exact same fucking thing.
In fact, where's my machine gun? I'll go do it right now just to show solidarity.
From the Evil Press:
MILWAUKEE - A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.
According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning.
He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."
A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. (Pastorius comment: Well, naturally!)
She said he was intoxicated. (Pastorius comment: Wouldn't you be, having to live next to a bitch like that?)
Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.
A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday morning.
Cool, he's like a Clint Eastwood character. He shoots, and then doesn't bother to answer questions.
What a man.
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