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Yes, that's right!
Abdoos told a joke, and I laughed out loud.
Here it is:
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In Which Abdoos Tell The Infidels a Joke and The Infidels Actually Think It Is Funny
Yes, that's right!
Abdoos told a joke, and I laughed out loud.
Here it is:
As Osama bin Laden entered the afterlife, he was astonished to be greeted by George Washington, who floored him with a vicious right hook to the jaw. "You will answer for your assault upon my country," he said.Which reminds me of a song that is also applicable to the targeted assassination of Osama Bin Laden:
Osama staggered to his feet only to see Patrick Henry approach and punch him in the nose, shouting, "You wanted to end our liberties but we gave you death!"
James Madison followed, short in stature and red-faced with anger, and beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
The tall, lanky Thomas Jefferson was next, and he swiftly kicked Osama in the groin. "It was evil men like you against whom the Declaration of Independence was directed," he said as Osama collapsed.
The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe, George Mason and 66 other early Americans unleashed their fury on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden began to weep and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in the afterlife. What did you think I said??"
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One Year Ago Today Pres. Obama Did Exactly What Any Other Pres. Would Do And Why He Has More in Common With So. Park's Timmy than, say, Jimmy Carter Why was every one so happy that President Obama gave the order to get Osama bin Laden? Something...
- Bluewater And Simon & Shuster Publishing Another Comic Based On The Hunt For Bin Laden
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- What A Fucking Joke
Barack Obama accused of crimes against humanity for Osama bin Laden killing A Spanish lawyer has formally accused Barack Obama of crimes against humanity for ordering the assassination of Osama bin Laden....
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WikiLeaks: Osama bin Laden 'protected' by Pakistani security Pakistani security forces allegedly helped Osama bin Laden evade American troops for almost 10 years, according to secret US government files. Image 1 of 2...
- Osama Bin Laden Is A Pussy
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