Michelle Obama to Promote Breastfeeding as IRS Gives Tax Breaks for Nursing

First lady Michelle Obama will be speaking out to remove barriers to breastfeeding, Politics Daily has learned, throwing the spotlight on nursing as a way to reduce childhood obesity.

And we halt for a timeout ….

Menu for White House Super Bowl party

Bratwurst …..90% of calories from fat
Kielbasa…….70% of calories from fat in LOW FAT KIELBASA
Cheeseburgers…do I have to go on? Maybe it’s ground 95% sirloin and no fat singles? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Deep Dish Pizza …Pepperoni?
Buffalo Wings… CHICKEN SKIN? FRIED? We want to be sure you NEED that Health insurance
German Potato Salad … Where’s that Mayo?
Twice Baked Potatoes… LOADED WITH SOUR CREAM AND BACON AND REEEEL GOOD CHEDDAR?
Snyders Potato Chips and Pretzels… What happened to the salt polizei?
Chips and Dips … What happened to the salt polizei?
Salad … (A 12,000 calory taco salad?)
Ice Cream….I’m just sure it’s actually no fat no sugar frozen yogurt, RIGHT?
Beverages including the following beers: Hinterland Pale Ale & Amber Ale (Wisconsin), Yuengling Lager and Light (Pennsylvania), White House Honey Ale.

Back to our show…. Michelle speaks about our “downright mean” party

Looking ahead to what she will do in the second year of “Let’s Move,” Mrs. Obama said: “We also want to focus on the important touch points in a child’s life. And what we’re learning now is that early intervention is key. Breastfeeding. Kids who are breastfed longer have a lower tendency to be obese.

Until invited to a white house super bowl party?

I am all for breast feeding, but getting the IRS involved in what Mrs. Obama herself says is a very personal choice?

What will an audit be?

‘Show us?’

‘We’re looking for you records of formula purchase’

Are you kidding me?

When will they start giving tax breaks for using just ONE FLUSH?