Jobs For Jihadists Applications Flood State Deparment
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Jobs For Jihadists Applications Flood State Deparment



We can thank the brilliant David Wood for this:
David Wood posted a great satire piece at DCClothesline as follows: 
After U.S. State Department Spokeswoman Marie Harf announced that the long-term strategy in the fight against ISIS was to create jobs for potential jihadists, countless terrorists began filling out applications. Here are a few examples (along with a blank application for potential jihadists on the job hunt). 
Please, keep in mind this is satire, ok?
So, here are a couple:







- Marie Harf Wrote Thesis On How Conservative Support For Israel Complicates Us Foreign Policy
From the Daily Caller: State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf wrote her college honors thesis on “how conservative evangelical support for Israel complicates U.S. foreign policy,” according to Indiana University records. Harf’s thesis further...

- Europe Sends Almost As Many Jihadists To Fight For Isis As They Sent To Aid Us During The Iraq War
Islamic State crisis: ’3,000 European jihadists join fight’Let me be clear that I, personally, do not include the UK as being part of Europe. I know the UK is part of the European Union, but the UK has never conducted itself like other European nations. ...

- Europe Sends Almost As Many Jihadists To Fight For Isis As They Sent To Aid Us During The Iraq War
Islamic State crisis: ’3,000 European jihadists join fight’Let me be clear that I, personally, do not include the UK as being part of Europe. I know the UK is part of the European Union, but the UK has never conducted itself like other European nations. ...

- Syria May Miss First Deadline In U.s.-russia Chemical Arms Deal
When we say red line we mean ……….             Something.LAT:The ambitious agreement is challenged as indications arise that the Syrian government will not submit a toxic-stockpile inventory this weekend.WASHINGTON...

- No Depression
So tell me, if 13,000,000 remain unemployed. And economists expect to add 160,00o jobs a month next year. How long until all those unemployed are back to work? (hint -- 81 months. 6.77 years. a damn sight longer than the 99 weeks everyone bitches about)...



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