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Obamacare upgrade released on 35 Floppy Disks!
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WASHINGTON—Responding to widespread criticism regarding its health care website, the federal government today unveiled its new, improved Obamacare program, which allows Americans to purchase health insurance after installing a software bundle contained on 35 floppy disks. “I have heard the complaints about the existing website, and I can assure you that with this revised system, finding the right health care option for you and your family is as easy as loading 35 floppy disks sequentially into your disk drive and following the onscreen prompts,” President Obama told reporters this morning, explaining that the nearly three dozen 3.5-inch diskettes contain all the data needed for individuals to enroll in the Health Insurance Marketplace, while noting that the updated Obamacare software is mouse-compatible and requires a 386 Pentium processor with at least 8 MB of system RAM to function properly. “Just fire up MS-DOS, enter ‘A:>dir *.exe’ into the command line, and then follow the instructions to install the Obamacare batch files—it should only take four or five hours at the most. You can press F1 for help if you run into any problems. And be sure your monitor’s screen resolution is at 320 x 200 or it might not display properly.” Obama added that the federal government hopes to have a six–CD-ROM version of the program available by 2016
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Hhs Says It Needs $1.8 Billion To Run Obamacare Website For One Year
From the Washington Times: President Obama’s top health officials said Tuesday they expect Congress to front the money needed to fund Obamacare’s federal marketplace in fiscal 2015 as they work to make HealthCare.gov operate better this fall. The...
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Obamacare Will Cost a Family $20,000 per Year What the fuck? Damn! It's almost as if, 1) they never meant Obamacare to work in the first place and 2) the only purpose of this plan was to enrich Obama's cronies in the healthcare business. From...
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Obamacare Fail
Forget the hope of those high-risk pools for health insurance: Funds run low for health insurance in state ‘high-risk pools’ Tens of thousands of Americans who cannot get health insurance because of preexisting medical problems will be blocked from...
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Irs: Cheapest Obamacare Insurance Plan Will Be $20,000/year For Family Of Five
And remember, if you don't buy Obama, you'll be fined two thousand bucks. Buy Obama... NOW! (CNSNews.com) – In a final regulation issued Wednesday, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) assumed that under Obamacare the cheapest health insurance...
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New Poll Finds Americans Really, Really Don’t Like Obamacare …Update: 46% of Doctors Consider Quitting From Gateway: It’s beyond sleazy. A new poll shows that Obamacare is very unpopular with the majority of Americans. Pajamas Media reported:...
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