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On Second Thought, Maybe I Will Become a Muslim: Palestinian Cleric Says, Muslims Who Die For Allah Get “Appetizing Vaginas” In Paradise
From American Thinker:
We reported previously how Saudi Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’ depicted the Islamist paradise as a celestial Mustang Ranch in which Allah is the chief Mack Daddy.
Now Palestinian-Jordanian cleric Sheikh Mashhoor bin Hasan Al-Salman has added an eternal supply of Viagra to the offer.
Note, however, that for a female Muslim to enjoy the sexual companionship of the one Chippendales model she gets in Paradise, she must marry him and become his slave.
A woman’s place in Islamism is at the end of a chain, even in Paradise. Here are a few screenshots, with the translation by MEMRI.
This material is going to put stand-up comedians out of business, because you can get it for free, and these mullahs and imams say it all with a straight face.
A man gets 70 virgins (Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’ promised a hundred), but here is what a woman gets:
“The penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you have sex is utterly delicious and out of this world, and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e., Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas.”
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