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Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?
Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"
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Q. Why don’t Muslims eat pork? A. The Koran forbids cannibalism.
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Q. Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets? A. Because a camel can hear the sound of a zipper from a mile away.
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Q. What’s the difference between Mecca and a bowl of yogurt?? A. The yogurt has a living culture.
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Q. How do you get a Muslim out of a shower? A. Turn the water on.
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Q. What is the difference between a roll of toilet paper and the Koran?? A. One is great for wiping your butt and the other comes in 2-ply.
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Q. What do you call an Imam who owns a camel and a goat?? A. Bisexual.
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Q. How do you get Mohammed's wife pregnant? A. Dress her up as a 10-year old boy.
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Q: What do you get when you win a theological debate with a muslim? A: Death threats.
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If you get on a plane these days you're not allowed to take shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, liquid soap ...
And I'm thinking, "Aren't they the very things a Muslim wouldn't be carrying anyway?"
- Imam Asks, "what's Wrong With A Man Telling His Woman What To Do?"
His reasoning is awesome. You see, it's not the husband telling the wife what to do, no. It's Mohammed telling the wife what to do, because the Hadith tell the husband to tell the wife what to do. See? And, if it is Mohammed, well, then who is...
- Boston Globe Runs Taqqiya About Muslim Ms. Marvel
The Boston Globe, that most ultra-leftist paper in New England, ran some propaganda by an Indonesian writer about the Muslim Ms. Marvel, and the taqqiya includes: The new Ms. Marvel tackles both stereotypes of both oppressed Muslim women and terrorists....
- Sexual Jihad - Demoralising And Humiliating The Infidels, The Religious Motivation Behind The Islamic Pedophile Abductions
From Trencherbone: "...Of course you find pedophiles and rapists in all communities, but these are nearly always loners operating in secret, because pedophiles are despised and hated by normal people. However Islam is different . Pedophilia is socially...
- Stupid Muslim Jokes
We had this post up before, but we have some stuff to add to it today, so here goes. Many of you will not have seen it anyway. Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does...
- Mohammed's Revenge
Mohammed's early experiences attempting to spread his religion in the city of Mecca left him a bitter man. By the time his religion began to catch fire in Medina, he was intent on revenge against anyone who would dare "humiliate" him by rejecting...
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Stupid Muslim Jokes
Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?
Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"
---
Q. Why don’t Muslims eat pork? A. The Koran forbids cannibalism.
----
Q. Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets? A. Because a camel can hear the sound of a zipper from a mile away.
---
Q. What’s the difference between Mecca and a bowl of yogurt?? A. The yogurt has a living culture.
---
Q. How do you get a Muslim out of a shower? A. Turn the water on.
---
Q. What is the difference between a roll of toilet paper and the Koran?? A. One is great for wiping your butt and the other comes in 2-ply.
---
Q. What do you call an Imam who owns a camel and a goat?? A. Bisexual.
---
Q. How do you get Mohammed's wife pregnant? A. Dress her up as a 10-year old boy.
---
Q: What do you get when you win a theological debate with a muslim? A: Death threats.
---
If you get on a plane these days you're not allowed to take shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, liquid soap ...
And I'm thinking, "Aren't they the very things a Muslim wouldn't be carrying anyway?"
- Imam Asks, "what's Wrong With A Man Telling His Woman What To Do?"
His reasoning is awesome. You see, it's not the husband telling the wife what to do, no. It's Mohammed telling the wife what to do, because the Hadith tell the husband to tell the wife what to do. See? And, if it is Mohammed, well, then who is...
- Boston Globe Runs Taqqiya About Muslim Ms. Marvel
The Boston Globe, that most ultra-leftist paper in New England, ran some propaganda by an Indonesian writer about the Muslim Ms. Marvel, and the taqqiya includes: The new Ms. Marvel tackles both stereotypes of both oppressed Muslim women and terrorists....
- Sexual Jihad - Demoralising And Humiliating The Infidels, The Religious Motivation Behind The Islamic Pedophile Abductions
From Trencherbone: "...Of course you find pedophiles and rapists in all communities, but these are nearly always loners operating in secret, because pedophiles are despised and hated by normal people. However Islam is different . Pedophilia is socially...
- Stupid Muslim Jokes
We had this post up before, but we have some stuff to add to it today, so here goes. Many of you will not have seen it anyway. Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does...
- Mohammed's Revenge
Mohammed's early experiences attempting to spread his religion in the city of Mecca left him a bitter man. By the time his religion began to catch fire in Medina, he was intent on revenge against anyone who would dare "humiliate" him by rejecting...