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Hi Y'all! I have a brand new blog, and here are the first posts of the day:
1. There was once a Christian High Priest, named Benedict, whose name means "He who Speaks Goodness", and though his kingdom was but a tiny castle in the land of the Romans, he had many subjects scattered to the four corners of the world. And when he spake, they drew from him great comfort and joy, for he knew the truth, and spake forthrightly and fearlessly.
2. Now spake Benedict, bravely, concerning the evil ways of the Wrathful Prophet of Allah, who suffers in agony for eternity, and how he made disciples from among the Christians and Jews by threats and by slaughters, and how he causèd heavy burdens to be placèd upon them, til they relented and converted to the Religion of Allah and his prophet, may he fester in the dung of the damnèd, and be consumèd by flies.
4. Now when the Sons of Allah and his prophet, may his bones be chewed by dogs, did hear these words, they were wroth and did sulk greatly, for the words of Benedict were true, and they could not abide truth, and they began to curse Benedict and rain down threats upon him, as is their wont.
5. Now Benedict did arise and seek audience with the Sulking Sheiks, who demanded that he recant and apologize for offending them, and say that their religion was one of peace and tolerance, else they would grow more furious, but Benedict apologizèd not, and thus the
Sulking Sheiks did seethe and did they sulk some more.
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The Christian High Priest and the Sulking Sheiks
Hi Y'all! I have a brand new blog, and here are the first posts of the day:
1. There was once a Christian High Priest, named Benedict, whose name means "He who Speaks Goodness", and though his kingdom was but a tiny castle in the land of the Romans, he had many subjects scattered to the four corners of the world. And when he spake, they drew from him great comfort and joy, for he knew the truth, and spake forthrightly and fearlessly.
2. Now spake Benedict, bravely, concerning the evil ways of the Wrathful Prophet of Allah, who suffers in agony for eternity, and how he made disciples from among the Christians and Jews by threats and by slaughters, and how he causèd heavy burdens to be placèd upon them, til they relented and converted to the Religion of Allah and his prophet, may he fester in the dung of the damnèd, and be consumèd by flies.
4. Now when the Sons of Allah and his prophet, may his bones be chewed by dogs, did hear these words, they were wroth and did sulk greatly, for the words of Benedict were true, and they could not abide truth, and they began to curse Benedict and rain down threats upon him, as is their wont.
5. Now Benedict did arise and seek audience with the Sulking Sheiks, who demanded that he recant and apologize for offending them, and say that their religion was one of peace and tolerance, else they would grow more furious, but Benedict apologizèd not, and thus the
Sulking Sheiks did seethe and did they sulk some more.
- The Fool King Telleth A Wicked Tale
1. In the waning days of The West, the Fool King, in an effort to appease those lawless Warlords of Allah's House, went forth abroad and did speak to the denizens of Allah's House, telling wicked and foolish lies: 2. He told a wicked, wicked...
- The Humble Servant Zakaria And The Ignorant Learned Men Of Allah
1. In the land of Egypt, in the time of the reign of Mubarak the Despot, there did abide in the country some Christians, who were called Copts. 2. And they were poor, and their lot was to pick garbage. And they were persecuted by the followers of the...
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"ANKARA, Turkey - A Turkish lawmaker said Pope Benedict XVI would go down in history "in the same category as leaders such as Hitler and Mussolini" for remarks he made about Islam. Meanwhile, Pakistan's Foreign Ministry summoned the Vatican's...
- Muslims Angry At Pope Benedict
Oh oh, the Muslims are angry at Pope Benedict now. And, you know what that will likely mean: Muslim religious leaders have accused Pope Benedict XVI of quoting anti-Islamic remarks during a speech at a German university this week. Questioning the concept...
- The Pope Sends Mixed Messages About Islam
Pope Benedict seems to get it, and then he seems to lose his head in an orifice one doesn't usually associate with Holiness: VATICAN CITY - Pope Benedict XVI urged Islamic countries to ensure religious rights for Christian migrants Monday while also...