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- Stupid Muslim Joke
From commenter Bad Fugu: A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" The customer says, "Female" The counter guy asks, "Black or white?" The customer says, "White" The counter guy asks,...
- Stupid Muslim Jokes
We had this post up before, but we have some stuff to add to it today, so here goes. Many of you will not have seen it anyway. Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does...
- Joke Time
Courtesy of Religion of Pieces: Q: How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Joooooooz...
- Cfls Save You $$
GEI Recommends CFL's . . . An ENERGY STAR qualified compact fluorescent light bulb (CFL) will save about $30 over its lifetime and pay for itself in about 6 months. It uses 75 percent less energy and lasts about 10 times longer than an incandescent...
- Cfl Bulb
What is CFL Bulb? CFL stands for Compact Fluorescent Lamp. In a CFL bulb, an electric current is operated through a tube holding argon and a little amount of mercury vapor. This produces invisible ultraviolet light electrifies a fluorescent coating (called...
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The Funny (?) Side of Islam
It has been noted that one of the problems with Islam is a well-defined lack of humor. Over at a blog entitled Planck’s Constant, an effort is underway to make up for that deficiency. Some samples:
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? What’s to say? You already told her twice!What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Lefty!
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?"Live ammunition."
A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll."Would you like male or female?"
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black or White?"
"White, please."
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man, so he asked, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"
"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
And, of course, the obligatory light bulb joke
Q. How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
- Stupid Muslim Joke
From commenter Bad Fugu: A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" The customer says, "Female" The counter guy asks, "Black or white?" The customer says, "White" The counter guy asks,...
- Stupid Muslim Jokes
We had this post up before, but we have some stuff to add to it today, so here goes. Many of you will not have seen it anyway. Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does...
- Joke Time
Courtesy of Religion of Pieces: Q: How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Joooooooz...
- Cfls Save You $$
GEI Recommends CFL's . . . An ENERGY STAR qualified compact fluorescent light bulb (CFL) will save about $30 over its lifetime and pay for itself in about 6 months. It uses 75 percent less energy and lasts about 10 times longer than an incandescent...
- Cfl Bulb
What is CFL Bulb? CFL stands for Compact Fluorescent Lamp. In a CFL bulb, an electric current is operated through a tube holding argon and a little amount of mercury vapor. This produces invisible ultraviolet light electrifies a fluorescent coating (called...