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Hat tip to The Merry Widow, who emailed me the following joke:
And one more, just for good measure (hat tip to Reliapundit of THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS):
- Clock Boy's Award
CAIR's Muslim of the Year Award (2015) for Clock Boy Ahmed Mohamed. The award includes a gold clock on the right panel: Clock Boy will be participating in Astronomy Night at the White House tonight by special invitation from Barack Hussein Obama....
- The Science Is Settled: Barack Obama, Mark Zuckerberg, Hillary Clinton, Apple's Steve Wozniak, Microsoft, And Mit, All Fooled By Ahmed's "clock"
Ahmed said he "invented" a "clock". In fact, all he did was take the workings of an existing clock out of it's casing, reassemble them part way, and then insert them into a Pencil Box. Here's a photograph of the "clock" Ahmed "invented". Now...
- 'it's Fraud': Now Richard Dawkins Lays In To Texas Schoolboy Ahmed Mohamed For Claiming The Clock Was His Invention
That's right. Take that, biatch! From the Daily Mail: Richard Dawkins has provoked outrage by belittling the 14-year-old Texas teenager who was arrested on suspicion of building a hoax bomb that turned out to be a homemade clock. The scientist...
- Ahmed Mohammed And The Flying Imams - Everything You Wanted To Know About Ahmed's "clock"
Click on the titles to get everything you need to know: Terrible, Mean, Ignorant Infidels Arrest Young Innocent Muslim Boy Over Nothing But Making a "Clock" ... That Just So Happened to Look Like a Bomb - OBAMA INVITES THE LITTLE PRICK TO THE WHITE HOUSE...
- Muslims Just Keep Pushing Their Agenda
Now, they want to be the ones to control the setting of our watches and clocks as the giant Mecca clock challenges Greenwich Mean Time. This, in spite of the fact that Muslims cannot even agree as to the start date for the annual Ramma-damma-ding-dong....
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Weekend Humor: The Lie Clock
Hat tip to The Merry Widow, who emailed me the following joke:
The Lie ClockIn terms of this world (hat tip to Woman Honor Thyself):
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind the gatekeeper.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man.
"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
And one more, just for good measure (hat tip to Reliapundit of THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS):
- Clock Boy's Award
CAIR's Muslim of the Year Award (2015) for Clock Boy Ahmed Mohamed. The award includes a gold clock on the right panel: Clock Boy will be participating in Astronomy Night at the White House tonight by special invitation from Barack Hussein Obama....
- The Science Is Settled: Barack Obama, Mark Zuckerberg, Hillary Clinton, Apple's Steve Wozniak, Microsoft, And Mit, All Fooled By Ahmed's "clock"
Ahmed said he "invented" a "clock". In fact, all he did was take the workings of an existing clock out of it's casing, reassemble them part way, and then insert them into a Pencil Box. Here's a photograph of the "clock" Ahmed "invented". Now...
- 'it's Fraud': Now Richard Dawkins Lays In To Texas Schoolboy Ahmed Mohamed For Claiming The Clock Was His Invention
That's right. Take that, biatch! From the Daily Mail: Richard Dawkins has provoked outrage by belittling the 14-year-old Texas teenager who was arrested on suspicion of building a hoax bomb that turned out to be a homemade clock. The scientist...
- Ahmed Mohammed And The Flying Imams - Everything You Wanted To Know About Ahmed's "clock"
Click on the titles to get everything you need to know: Terrible, Mean, Ignorant Infidels Arrest Young Innocent Muslim Boy Over Nothing But Making a "Clock" ... That Just So Happened to Look Like a Bomb - OBAMA INVITES THE LITTLE PRICK TO THE WHITE HOUSE...
- Muslims Just Keep Pushing Their Agenda
Now, they want to be the ones to control the setting of our watches and clocks as the giant Mecca clock challenges Greenwich Mean Time. This, in spite of the fact that Muslims cannot even agree as to the start date for the annual Ramma-damma-ding-dong....