- You Might Be A Muslim (more Stupid Muslim Jokes)
YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF ... 1. You grow poppies and refine Heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to Liquor. You might be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You might be...
- Men's Age, As Determined By A Trip To Home Depot
Ok, I think it's time for a momentary distraction. You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house--Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever.You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings,...
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? ...
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I'm not on Facebook but if you are and want to correct this piece of shit, well, I won't stop you. h/t Alexander Munch for sending this our way: by Haseeb Shah February 13, 2012 The number of Indian children being trafficked to Israel, brutally...
- Awesome Jew!
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his...