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YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF ...
1. You grow poppies and refine Heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to Liquor. You might be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You might be a Muslim
3. Your cousin is president of the United States, You might be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean. You might be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You might be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You might be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You might be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You might be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You might be a Muslim
10. You have more wives than teeth. You might be a Muslim
- 'the Muslim Dilemma', Rebutted
By the Anti Jihadist Today's edition of The Star has an article called 'The Muslim Dilemma' from an esteemed Muslim 'scholar' and 'thinker' on the causes of the malaise of Malaysia and other Muslim nations. If the author,...
- Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery
Huh. So we put up What is and Infidel" and Planck's Constant posts "You Might Be A Taliban if" (oh, relax, I'm only busting on them) You might be Taliban if: Your home doesn't have drapes, but your camel does. You can't have sex with...
- If "death To Infidels" And "death To America" Are Ok, Why Not Death To Muslims?
J.R., from Astute Bloggers, poses a very salient question: "A video game made by an Australian man that encourages players to massacre Muslim people has caused international outrage. "Muslim Massacre" is promoted as taking place after the US "declares...
- Calling All Infidels: Steal Their Women
Muslim babes are sizzlin', my friends. It's so rare they get the meat - especially not the larger cuts - that they turn into absolute freaks when they get it good. What's more, they know that Infidel men have more experience, and care more...
- Stupid Muslim Jokes
Ronbo has a great thread going over at his site. Muslim jokes galore: Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to...
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You Might Be a Muslim (More Stupid Muslim Jokes)
YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF ...
1. You grow poppies and refine Heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to Liquor. You might be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You might be a Muslim
3. Your cousin is president of the United States, You might be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean. You might be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You might be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You might be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You might be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You might be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You might be a Muslim
10. You have more wives than teeth. You might be a Muslim
- 'the Muslim Dilemma', Rebutted
By the Anti Jihadist Today's edition of The Star has an article called 'The Muslim Dilemma' from an esteemed Muslim 'scholar' and 'thinker' on the causes of the malaise of Malaysia and other Muslim nations. If the author,...
- Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery
Huh. So we put up What is and Infidel" and Planck's Constant posts "You Might Be A Taliban if" (oh, relax, I'm only busting on them) You might be Taliban if: Your home doesn't have drapes, but your camel does. You can't have sex with...
- If "death To Infidels" And "death To America" Are Ok, Why Not Death To Muslims?
J.R., from Astute Bloggers, poses a very salient question: "A video game made by an Australian man that encourages players to massacre Muslim people has caused international outrage. "Muslim Massacre" is promoted as taking place after the US "declares...
- Calling All Infidels: Steal Their Women
Muslim babes are sizzlin', my friends. It's so rare they get the meat - especially not the larger cuts - that they turn into absolute freaks when they get it good. What's more, they know that Infidel men have more experience, and care more...
- Stupid Muslim Jokes
Ronbo has a great thread going over at his site. Muslim jokes galore: Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to...