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- Stupid Muslim Jokes
Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!" ---Q. Why don’t Muslims eat pork? A. The Koran forbids cannibalism. ----Q. Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets?...
- Stupid Muslim Joke
From commenter Bad Fugu: A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" The customer says, "Female" The counter guy asks, "Black or white?" The customer says, "White" The counter guy asks,...
- Sharia In Britain
Thanks to Anonymous for leaving this link.) From the Cambridge News: A SMOKER was refused cigarettes at a Cambridge store because the Muslim shop assistant said it was against her religion to sell tobacco. A 31-year-old woman, who asked not to be identified,...
- The Funny (?) Side Of Islam
It has been noted that one of the problems with Islam is a well-defined lack of humor. Over at a blog entitled Planck’s Constant, an effort is underway to make up for that deficiency. Some samples: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?...
- What Matters
I got here via Muslihoon.There is a small detail about Muslim Nobel Laureates that I think reinforces the points made by Bithead.Abdus Salam, a Pakistani physicist, won the Nobel Prize in physics in 1979. He belonged to a tiny Muslim sect called the Ahmadiyya...
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Stupid Muslim Jokes
Ronbo has a great thread going over at his site. Muslim jokes galore:
Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
A: Have you started beating your wife?
Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
A:Neither did I.
Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim?
A He's got chips on both shoulders.
Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
Guy goes into sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. Assistant asks him whether he wants a Christian one or a Muslim one. Customer asks what's the difference. Assistant explains that you need a pump for the Christian doll, but the Muslim one blows itself up.
That's good stuff.
Here, I'll try my hand at a stupid Muslim joke.
Q: What do you call a Muslim with no arms and no legs on his first night at the bath house?
A: Hakinan Yer Jizya.
Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
A: Have you started beating your wife?
Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
A:Neither did I.
Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim?
A He's got chips on both shoulders.
Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
Guy goes into sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. Assistant asks him whether he wants a Christian one or a Muslim one. Customer asks what's the difference. Assistant explains that you need a pump for the Christian doll, but the Muslim one blows itself up.
That's good stuff.
Here, I'll try my hand at a stupid Muslim joke.
Q: What do you call a Muslim with no arms and no legs on his first night at the bath house?
A: Hakinan Yer Jizya.
- Stupid Muslim Jokes
Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!" ---Q. Why don’t Muslims eat pork? A. The Koran forbids cannibalism. ----Q. Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets?...
- Stupid Muslim Joke
From commenter Bad Fugu: A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" The customer says, "Female" The counter guy asks, "Black or white?" The customer says, "White" The counter guy asks,...
- Sharia In Britain
Thanks to Anonymous for leaving this link.) From the Cambridge News: A SMOKER was refused cigarettes at a Cambridge store because the Muslim shop assistant said it was against her religion to sell tobacco. A 31-year-old woman, who asked not to be identified,...
- The Funny (?) Side Of Islam
It has been noted that one of the problems with Islam is a well-defined lack of humor. Over at a blog entitled Planck’s Constant, an effort is underway to make up for that deficiency. Some samples: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?...
- What Matters
I got here via Muslihoon.There is a small detail about Muslim Nobel Laureates that I think reinforces the points made by Bithead.Abdus Salam, a Pakistani physicist, won the Nobel Prize in physics in 1979. He belonged to a tiny Muslim sect called the Ahmadiyya...