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Huh. So we put up What is and Infidel" and Planck's Constant posts "You Might Be A Taliban if"
(oh, relax, I'm only busting on them)
You might be Taliban if:
Your home doesn't have drapes, but your camel does.
You can't have sex with your first wife until she turns 13.
You have at least four brothers named Mohammed.
You refine heroin for a living, but have a "moral objection" to beer.
You own a $500 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You believe masturbation is evil but beating your wife is OK.
Your mother would be happier if you blew up into a million pieces.
You have more wives than teeth.
You think vests come in two styles, bullet proof and suicide.
You'll kill anyone that says you’re not peaceful.
You wear eyeliner but you have been acquitted at least once for murdering your wife, sister, or daughter because they wore makeup.
You can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against.
You consider television and video games dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your underwear.
You consider US soldiers uncivilized for dropping the Quran but you have no problem throwing acid in your wife's face if she asks for a divorce.You are amazed to discover that cellphones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You’ve ever uttered the phrase "I love what you’ve done with this cave".
Your lifetime goal is to die.
You’ve ever had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
- Stupid Muslim Jokes
Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!" ---Q. Why don’t Muslims eat pork? A. The Koran forbids cannibalism. ----Q. Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets?...
- Imam Asks, "what's Wrong With A Man Telling His Woman What To Do?"
His reasoning is awesome. You see, it's not the husband telling the wife what to do, no. It's Mohammed telling the wife what to do, because the Hadith tell the husband to tell the wife what to do. See? And, if it is Mohammed, well, then who is...
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Pakistani Taliban Send Husband And burqa wearing Wife Suicide Bombers To Attack Police Station,kill 8 police, two civilians From Will at The Other News: The Pakistani Taliban said Sunday the group had sent a husband and wife suicide squad to carry out...
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Huh. So we put up What is and Infidel" and Planck's Constant posts "You Might Be A Taliban if"
(oh, relax, I'm only busting on them)
You might be Taliban if:
Your home doesn't have drapes, but your camel does.
You can't have sex with your first wife until she turns 13.
You have at least four brothers named Mohammed.
You refine heroin for a living, but have a "moral objection" to beer.
You own a $500 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You believe masturbation is evil but beating your wife is OK.
Your mother would be happier if you blew up into a million pieces.
You have more wives than teeth.
You think vests come in two styles, bullet proof and suicide.
You'll kill anyone that says you’re not peaceful.
You wear eyeliner but you have been acquitted at least once for murdering your wife, sister, or daughter because they wore makeup.
You can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against.
You consider television and video games dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your underwear.
You consider US soldiers uncivilized for dropping the Quran but you have no problem throwing acid in your wife's face if she asks for a divorce.You are amazed to discover that cellphones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You’ve ever uttered the phrase "I love what you’ve done with this cave".
Your lifetime goal is to die.
You’ve ever had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
- Stupid Muslim Jokes
Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!" ---Q. Why don’t Muslims eat pork? A. The Koran forbids cannibalism. ----Q. Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets?...
- Imam Asks, "what's Wrong With A Man Telling His Woman What To Do?"
His reasoning is awesome. You see, it's not the husband telling the wife what to do, no. It's Mohammed telling the wife what to do, because the Hadith tell the husband to tell the wife what to do. See? And, if it is Mohammed, well, then who is...
-
Pakistani Taliban Send Husband And burqa wearing Wife Suicide Bombers To Attack Police Station,kill 8 police, two civilians From Will at The Other News: The Pakistani Taliban said Sunday the group had sent a husband and wife suicide squad to carry out...
- Take Your Pick, Babe Of The Week
A 50-year-old Saudi woman asked for divorce after her husband lifted her face veil while she was sleeping, local press reported. For 30 years, the wife said she never showed her face to her husband in conformity with the tradition of her native village...
- Top Eight Signs You Might Be A Member Of The Taliban
8. You refine heroin for a living; but you have a moral objection to beer. 7. You own a $500 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher; but can't afford decent shoes. 6. You have more wives than teeth. 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof...