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that's him there, on the right, with our old Parish Priest Father Pfleger)
Italian Boy in confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl’.
The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Jaco Pastorius?’
‘Yes, Father, it is.’
‘And who was the girl you were with?’
‘I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation’.
“Well, Pastorius, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?’
‘I cannot say.’
‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’
‘I’ll never tell.’
‘Was it Nina Capelli?’
‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’
‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’
‘My lips are sealed.’
‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’
‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’
The priest sighs in frustration.
‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you’ve sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.’
Pastorius walks back to his pew,
and his friend Midnight Rider slides over and whispers,
‘What’d you get?’
‘Four months vacation and five good leads.’
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Green Energy
Bet You Didn't Know Pastorius was an Italian American Catholic
that's him there, on the right, with our old Parish Priest Father Pfleger)
Italian Boy in confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl’.
The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Jaco Pastorius?’
‘Yes, Father, it is.’
‘And who was the girl you were with?’
‘I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation’.
“Well, Pastorius, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?’
‘I cannot say.’
‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’
‘I’ll never tell.’
‘Was it Nina Capelli?’
‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’
‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’
‘My lips are sealed.’
‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’
‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’
The priest sighs in frustration.
‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you’ve sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.’
Pastorius walks back to his pew,
and his friend Midnight Rider slides over and whispers,
‘What’d you get?’
‘Four months vacation and five good leads.’
(yep, that's some Good Shit right there)
-
Islamic group protests against Pamela Anderson's disaster help JAKARTA, INDONESIA : Actress and model Pamela Anderson has donated USD 25,000 to an Indonesian charity that helps disaster victims, but the funds have been questioned by the Islamic Defenders...
- Russian Orthodox Priest Critical Of Islam Shot Dead In Moscow Church
From Watcher: Shortly before the assassination, the priest had been threatened by Muslims for his missionary activities. (BBC) A masked gunman armed with a pistol has shot dead a Russian Orthodox priest in his Moscow church, police say. The gunman walked...
- Latest On Islamic Honor Killings: Somalia And Pakistan
Somalian 13-year-old Aisha Ibrahim Duhulow had been raped by three important guys of her city's clan. She went to seek for help. And then she was accused of adultery, carried on to a stadium, buried to the chest and stoned in front of 1000 people....
- My Nomination For This Year's Darwin Award
File under "you can't make this stuff up." Brazil priest flying party balloons lost at sea: BRASILIA (Reuters) - A Brazilian priest is missing after he drifted out to sea while trying to set a record for a flight using helium-filled party balloons,...
- And Now, Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming ... Belgian Priest Prosecuted For "islamophobic" Comments
Temper tantrums notwithstanding, we are a band of very serious Infidels here at IBA. J, from Justify This, brings us the news that Belgium is now prosecuting clergymen for teaching the truth about Islam: One of the rare Belgian churches that is packed...