Green Energy
Phoebe Cates.
Yes, the girl who took her top off in Fast Times At Ridgemont High. I'm guessing a lot of guys about my age, uh, shall we say, became men while, uh, thinking about Phoebe Cates.
Yeah, don't lie. You know what I'm talking about. That scene is seared, seared into the cerebral cortex of an entire generation of men.
Even now, thinking back on that scene fills me with a strange combination of sweet nostalgia and torrid, raunchy lust for the whole time period.
It makes me want to reach back and gather together every Molly Ringwald, every Ally Sheedy, and all the girls from all those John Hughes movies, all the early MTV crap, Martha Quinn, Joan Jett, that 99 Luftballoons chick - whatever the hell her name was - all of em'; all together into one room for an orgy-filled night ride down memory lane with Pastorius the Plentiful.
It is as if I want to have sex with an entire zeitgeist.
Well, anyway, I suppose we ought to note that if the Islamofascists had their way, there would have been no Phoebe Cates topless scene to have inspired a generation of young men to such, uh, heights. There would be no Fast Times At Ridgemont High. There would be no MTV.
And, there would be no guy like me writing about his disgusting fantasy of defiling a whole long-lost epoch of epic babes.
Well, maybe we can leave all that behind. Maybe the burqa ain't such a bad thing after all.
Durka, durka, durka. Jihad. Jihad.
- Infidel Bloggers Alliance Babe Of The Week
The actual babe of the week is our sister blog Infidel Bloggers Alliance of the UK. Go check them out. Fellow IBA-Founder,J, started IBA-UK as a forum for UK-specific stories. However, I'm sure that many of us non-UK readers will probably checking...
- Infidel Babe Of The Week
Nominated by Watcher. Seconded by me. All in favor say "Ay." Certainly, the eyes have it. I have no idea who this babe is, and let's face it, unfortunately, most of us never will know the greatest babes. We can only stare. But, I'd swear this...
- Babe/hunk Of The Week
I guess I was a bit slow on this, but I've been a little busy this week. I saw the Phoebe Cates Babe of the Week, and the Star Wars Hunk of the Week, so I had to post the Fu2rman All-Time Babe. In case you're curious, check it out. You may or...
- Infidel Babe Of The Week
Salma Hayek. Yeah, she's a People of The Book and all. The Koran says that, someday, the rocks and trees themselves will say, "There's a Jewish girl named Salma hiding behind me. Come slay her." Damn, what a waste that would be. Salma can come...
- Infidel Babe Of The Week ...
Beyonce Knowles. I don't think it would be possible to wrap this babes ass in a burqa. The damned thing would catch on fire. As Von Schlichtningen says, Beyonce is "horribly, horribly infidel. It would go against all human rights to show her to a...
Green Energy
Infidel Babe Of The Week
Phoebe Cates.
Yes, the girl who took her top off in Fast Times At Ridgemont High. I'm guessing a lot of guys about my age, uh, shall we say, became men while, uh, thinking about Phoebe Cates.
Yeah, don't lie. You know what I'm talking about. That scene is seared, seared into the cerebral cortex of an entire generation of men.
Even now, thinking back on that scene fills me with a strange combination of sweet nostalgia and torrid, raunchy lust for the whole time period.
It makes me want to reach back and gather together every Molly Ringwald, every Ally Sheedy, and all the girls from all those John Hughes movies, all the early MTV crap, Martha Quinn, Joan Jett, that 99 Luftballoons chick - whatever the hell her name was - all of em'; all together into one room for an orgy-filled night ride down memory lane with Pastorius the Plentiful.
It is as if I want to have sex with an entire zeitgeist.
Well, anyway, I suppose we ought to note that if the Islamofascists had their way, there would have been no Phoebe Cates topless scene to have inspired a generation of young men to such, uh, heights. There would be no Fast Times At Ridgemont High. There would be no MTV.
And, there would be no guy like me writing about his disgusting fantasy of defiling a whole long-lost epoch of epic babes.
Well, maybe we can leave all that behind. Maybe the burqa ain't such a bad thing after all.
Durka, durka, durka. Jihad. Jihad.
- Infidel Bloggers Alliance Babe Of The Week
The actual babe of the week is our sister blog Infidel Bloggers Alliance of the UK. Go check them out. Fellow IBA-Founder,J, started IBA-UK as a forum for UK-specific stories. However, I'm sure that many of us non-UK readers will probably checking...
- Infidel Babe Of The Week
Nominated by Watcher. Seconded by me. All in favor say "Ay." Certainly, the eyes have it. I have no idea who this babe is, and let's face it, unfortunately, most of us never will know the greatest babes. We can only stare. But, I'd swear this...
- Babe/hunk Of The Week
I guess I was a bit slow on this, but I've been a little busy this week. I saw the Phoebe Cates Babe of the Week, and the Star Wars Hunk of the Week, so I had to post the Fu2rman All-Time Babe. In case you're curious, check it out. You may or...
- Infidel Babe Of The Week
Salma Hayek. Yeah, she's a People of The Book and all. The Koran says that, someday, the rocks and trees themselves will say, "There's a Jewish girl named Salma hiding behind me. Come slay her." Damn, what a waste that would be. Salma can come...
- Infidel Babe Of The Week ...
Beyonce Knowles. I don't think it would be possible to wrap this babes ass in a burqa. The damned thing would catch on fire. As Von Schlichtningen says, Beyonce is "horribly, horribly infidel. It would go against all human rights to show her to a...