Time for the REAL Sarah Palin
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Time for the REAL Sarah Palin


If you haven't seen the two sites this came from, you need to....

  • Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
  • Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
  • Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live Osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught.
  • Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
  • Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
  • Sarah Palin's finishing move in the VP debate will be
    pulling Biden's still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
  • Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou
  • Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth
  • Sarah Palin is actually Kaiser Sose.
  • Sarah Palin can divide by zero
  • Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines
  • Sarah Palin is the "other" whom Yoda spoke about
  • The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy.
  • Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.

  • And....








    - "i’d Like Them To Go Through Say Todd First, Or One Of My Children First”
    Sarah Palin, who while accepting Martin Bashir's apology for his request/advice that someone should urinate and or defecate into Mrs Palin's mouth and or face, gave some advice for the next apology. ...

    - Hmmm. . .
    Newsmax: Sarah Palin Signs Deal with Fox News Monday, 11 Jan 2010 02:24 PM Former Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska has signed on as a contributor to the Fox News Channel, according to The New York Times. The network confirmed Monday to the Times that Ms. Palin...

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    Sarah Palin will headline first-ever Tea Party ConventionFrom Weasel Zippers: CS Monitor Almost 1-1/2 years since she shook up American politics with her acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention, former vice presidential candidate...

    - I Knew There Was A Reason I Love Sarah Palin So Much
    This is my kind of woman. From Gateway Pundit: Sarah Palin Talks About Her $35 Wedding Ring: "It's Not What It's Made Of... It's What It Represents"No wonder they fear her. Sarah Palin is an American classic. Today in Florida where she was campaigning...

    - Keep Going. ...here's A Shovel, Want Another?
    S.C. Dem chair: Palin primary qualification is she hasn't had an abortion South Carolina Democratic chairwoman Carol Fowler sharply attacked Sarah Palin today, saying John McCain had chosen a running mate " whose primary qualification...



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