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First, order your Free Krayon here.
When you receive it in the mail, immediately marinate it in warmed pig fat, sprinkled generously with garlic, salt, and pepper.
Heat up the Mesquite coals on the Grill, and have at it.
Don't forget to use extra lighter fluid for that well-done effect.
Remember, whatever you do, don't eat the Krayon. Instead, scoop up the remaining ashes and crispy pieces of paper, dump them in the toilet, and flush.
Actually, if you want to get real artistic with the recipe, you could marinate the Krayon a second time - while it is sitting in the toilet bowl - before flushing.
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Green Energy
Barbecued Krayon Recipe
First, order your Free Krayon here.
When you receive it in the mail, immediately marinate it in warmed pig fat, sprinkled generously with garlic, salt, and pepper.
Heat up the Mesquite coals on the Grill, and have at it.
Don't forget to use extra lighter fluid for that well-done effect.
Remember, whatever you do, don't eat the Krayon. Instead, scoop up the remaining ashes and crispy pieces of paper, dump them in the toilet, and flush.
Actually, if you want to get real artistic with the recipe, you could marinate the Krayon a second time - while it is sitting in the toilet bowl - before flushing.
- Advertisements For Sam Harris' Book Banned Because They Said It Would Be Ok To Flush The Koran Down The Toilet
It's not just ok. To my mind it is preferable. But for the record, the proposal stemmed from the time when Sam Harris debated with the ever-so-intelligent Ben Affleck on Bill Maher's TV scam, Politically Incorrect. From the Daily Mail: A series...
- Turkey: Good News For Muslims, Fatwa Decrees They May Now Use Toilet Paper Instead Of Their Hands
Islamic fatwa decrees that toilet paper is halal: Directorate of Religious Affairs says wiping is acceptable Great moments in the history of Human Rights, or something: Islamic fatwa decrees that toilet paper is halal: Directorate of Religious Affairs...
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Greenpeace Targets Soft Toilet Paper, Comes Up With "Toilet Paper Guide".... Save the planet, rip your ass to shreds..... These people really want to control every aspect of your lives, right down to what comes in contact with your ass. Click...
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Egyptian TV: Even The Animal Kingdom Hates Da Jooooos..... The hatred of Jews is a fire which has spread across the land of Islam, just as it spread across Germany in the 30's and 40's. It is true that anti-Semitism is part and parcel of Islam,...
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