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Sometimes a little humor can be very therapeutic in difficult times.
- Inflation, Or Negotiation Tactic? Saudi Cleric: Muslim Men May Enjoy The Company Of Up To 19,604 “black Eyed Virgins” In Paradise
Following are excerpts from a lecture delivered by Saudi cleric Muhammad Ali Shanqiti: Muhammad Ali Shanqiti: Every Muslim man gets at least two black-eyed virgins in Paradise. Each virgin comes with 70 servants girls. You are permitted [to have...
- Almost Doesn't Count Except In. . .
We shouldn't NEED a reminder that we're at war. And as far as no one ignored the potential danger in dealing with this man we have seven dead who'd say someone certainly fucked up somewhere. Horse's ass. Newsmax: CIA Director: Suicide...
- “silence! I Kill You!”
Here’s some Sunday relief from the stress of anti-jihad. Achmed the dead terrorist is on stage; Achmed makes fun of Saddam’s mustard gas, and of Lindsay Lohan, this is the pure story of a suicide bomber who exploded accidentally after activating...
- Jihad Suicide Hotline – Please Hold
What’s the most popular comedy series in Iraq? The Jihad Suicide Hotline. See it and take a break from the stress of anti-jihad. “Jihad Suicide Hotline” “I don’t know what to do. I love my job and I have a girlfriend.” “So you...
- There Is No Such Thing As An Experienced Suicide Bomber
Maybe we could all make a collection to start a training camp? We could call it "Path to Eden". Put in some commercials in the newspapers, a few new cartoons of Mo to get the tempers going. It could become an industry. Maybe we could offer courses by...
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FU2RMAN & FRIENDS 'TOP TEN LIST' ON: 72 VIRGINS
Sometimes a little humor can be very therapeutic in difficult times.- Why exactly 72 virgins (or whatever the number is) ? Why not 71 or 73?
- Does eternal bliss = (1) virgin every hour x (3) days straight! Its the only "72" calculation I could come up with.
- Or maybe the cosine of pie = 72???
- Once all 72 are eventually non-virgins, are they still “available” for any future fun? Or by definition, does that mean ... :(
- So if you are shit outta luck after 72, is the potential suicide bomber aware of this small but very important fact? I don't know about you but this would definitely affect my decision making process. I'm usually pro-choice but this would surely make me pro-life…Mine!!
- Does one need to get married to these virgins before one can actually have sex with them?
- If not, would that be a sin?
- Can one actually commit a sin in heaven? Especially if this was all set up by, you know, the big man.
- And if it is a sin, do you then lose all your "privileges" and are you now headed "elsewhere"? What an ironic and unexpected turn of events that would be, huh?! I just hope these people have really thought through all the possibilities before the "big bang".
- And finally, and this really is the big one for me, what if, (drum roll please) ......SEX DOES NOT EXIST......in the after life?
- Inflation, Or Negotiation Tactic? Saudi Cleric: Muslim Men May Enjoy The Company Of Up To 19,604 “black Eyed Virgins” In Paradise
Following are excerpts from a lecture delivered by Saudi cleric Muhammad Ali Shanqiti: Muhammad Ali Shanqiti: Every Muslim man gets at least two black-eyed virgins in Paradise. Each virgin comes with 70 servants girls. You are permitted [to have...
- Almost Doesn't Count Except In. . .
We shouldn't NEED a reminder that we're at war. And as far as no one ignored the potential danger in dealing with this man we have seven dead who'd say someone certainly fucked up somewhere. Horse's ass. Newsmax: CIA Director: Suicide...
- “silence! I Kill You!”
Here’s some Sunday relief from the stress of anti-jihad. Achmed the dead terrorist is on stage; Achmed makes fun of Saddam’s mustard gas, and of Lindsay Lohan, this is the pure story of a suicide bomber who exploded accidentally after activating...
- Jihad Suicide Hotline – Please Hold
What’s the most popular comedy series in Iraq? The Jihad Suicide Hotline. See it and take a break from the stress of anti-jihad. “Jihad Suicide Hotline” “I don’t know what to do. I love my job and I have a girlfriend.” “So you...
- There Is No Such Thing As An Experienced Suicide Bomber
Maybe we could all make a collection to start a training camp? We could call it "Path to Eden". Put in some commercials in the newspapers, a few new cartoons of Mo to get the tempers going. It could become an industry. Maybe we could offer courses by...