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Maybe we could all make a collection to start a training camp? We could call it "Path to Eden". Put in some commercials in the newspapers, a few new cartoons of Mo to get the tempers going. It could become an industry. Maybe we could offer courses by correspondance and the Internet. We would have to mail the training kit - the biggest problem is transport - explosives are considered risky.
Slogans for the publicity:
Get the most bang for the buck
Hands on experience guaranteed
72 virgins waiting just for you
Now with bonus virgins
Maybe we could also apply for government funding?
Legislation for Islamist required attendance is coming up.
Investor's notice:
- Something To Think About Next Time You're Getting Your Government Sponsored Lice Check And Gyno Exam
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- Fu2rman & Friends 'top Ten List' On: 72 Virgins
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There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber
Maybe we could all make a collection to start a training camp? We could call it "Path to Eden". Put in some commercials in the newspapers, a few new cartoons of Mo to get the tempers going. It could become an industry. Maybe we could offer courses by correspondance and the Internet. We would have to mail the training kit - the biggest problem is transport - explosives are considered risky.Slogans for the publicity:
Get the most bang for the buck
Hands on experience guaranteed
72 virgins waiting just for you
Now with bonus virgins
Maybe we could also apply for government funding?
Legislation for Islamist required attendance is coming up.
Investor's notice:
- Explosives are cheap
- Return tickets are not necessary
- Any cheap land for camps will suffice as remote locations are ideal and nearby or actual polution is no problem
- Great opportunity for franchising
- Saudis have lots of money and will sponsor candidates
- One word: Pay-tv
- Consider also interactive TV - perhaps assisted suicide for the more mellow Islamists - after all the bang is what counts
- Most candidates will qualify - just pushing a button is all it takes
- Investments are tax deductible - we are talking education and adherence to the religion of peace
- Donations and scholarships are abundant
- Something To Think About Next Time You're Getting Your Government Sponsored Lice Check And Gyno Exam
Daily Mail: 'Frankenbombers': Al Qaeda hatches plot to implant explosives into suicide bombers By James White Last updated at 5:28 PM on 6th December 2010 Al-Qaeda fanatics may be planning a horrific 'Frankenbomber' suicide attack by implanting...
- How Low Can They Go?
Baghdad’s fragile peace was shattered yesterday when explosives strapped to two women with Down’s syndrome were detonated by remote control in crowded pet markets, killing at least 91 people in the worst attacks that the capital had experienced for...
- Jihad Suicide Hotline – Please Hold
What’s the most popular comedy series in Iraq? The Jihad Suicide Hotline. See it and take a break from the stress of anti-jihad. “Jihad Suicide Hotline” “I don’t know what to do. I love my job and I have a girlfriend.” “So you...
- Ansar Al-islam Declares War On The Entire World
Jeremy Spoke In Class Today Ansar al-Islam declares war on the whole Infidel world. Just to be clear that means you and me: Yesterday (Thursday) Mullah Krekar, the alleged leader of the Islamist group Ansar al-Islam who has been living in Norway as...
- Fu2rman & Friends 'top Ten List' On: 72 Virgins
Sometimes a little humor can be very therapeutic in difficult times. Why exactly 72 virgins (or whatever the number is) ? Why not 71 or 73? Does eternal bliss = (1) virgin every hour x (3) days straight! Its the only "72" calculation I could come...