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“I don’t know what to do. I love my job and I have a girlfriend.”
“So you don’t want to kill yourself?”
“No.”
“You coward! Your girlfriend is a tramp! She sleeps with all your friends.”
“She’s very nice.”
“Nicer than 34 virgins?”
“34 virgins? I thought there were 72?”
“We start you out with 34 and see how you do.”
See it all at The Gathering Storm.
- The Real Definition Of Jihad
From the Uncyclopedia: Jihad (also jehad, gehad, gihad, ʒehad, ʒihad or yihad [1]) is an Arabic word which literally means "Party!" However, in modern day usage it refers to a (JIHAD!!) hobby...
- Suicide Bomber Hotline
The Last Crusade: NEW HELP FOR OUR SUICIDE BOMBER FRIENDS GERMANY OFFERS HOTLINE FOR RADICAL MUSLIMS DON’T SET OFF THE BOMB WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE by Paul L. Williams, Ph.D. If you are a Muslim suicide bomber in Germany and have second thoughts about...
- “silence! I Kill You!”
Here’s some Sunday relief from the stress of anti-jihad. Achmed the dead terrorist is on stage; Achmed makes fun of Saddam’s mustard gas, and of Lindsay Lohan, this is the pure story of a suicide bomber who exploded accidentally after activating...
- Cartoon Virgins - Those Were The Days!
Well, things certainly have changed since this post first came out in early December of 2005. We were all innocent Cartoon Virgins back then! But just like Madonna, there is no going back now!! ;) Can you believe this has only been going on for 3 months?...
- Fu2rman & Friends 'top Ten List' On: 72 Virgins
Sometimes a little humor can be very therapeutic in difficult times. Why exactly 72 virgins (or whatever the number is) ? Why not 71 or 73? Does eternal bliss = (1) virgin every hour x (3) days straight! Its the only "72" calculation I could come...
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“I don’t know what to do. I love my job and I have a girlfriend.”
“So you don’t want to kill yourself?”
“No.”
“You coward! Your girlfriend is a tramp! She sleeps with all your friends.”
“She’s very nice.”
“Nicer than 34 virgins?”
“34 virgins? I thought there were 72?”
“We start you out with 34 and see how you do.”
See it all at The Gathering Storm.
- The Real Definition Of Jihad
From the Uncyclopedia: Jihad (also jehad, gehad, gihad, ʒehad, ʒihad or yihad [1]) is an Arabic word which literally means "Party!" However, in modern day usage it refers to a (JIHAD!!) hobby...
- Suicide Bomber Hotline
The Last Crusade: NEW HELP FOR OUR SUICIDE BOMBER FRIENDS GERMANY OFFERS HOTLINE FOR RADICAL MUSLIMS DON’T SET OFF THE BOMB WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE by Paul L. Williams, Ph.D. If you are a Muslim suicide bomber in Germany and have second thoughts about...
- “silence! I Kill You!”
Here’s some Sunday relief from the stress of anti-jihad. Achmed the dead terrorist is on stage; Achmed makes fun of Saddam’s mustard gas, and of Lindsay Lohan, this is the pure story of a suicide bomber who exploded accidentally after activating...
- Cartoon Virgins - Those Were The Days!
Well, things certainly have changed since this post first came out in early December of 2005. We were all innocent Cartoon Virgins back then! But just like Madonna, there is no going back now!! ;) Can you believe this has only been going on for 3 months?...
- Fu2rman & Friends 'top Ten List' On: 72 Virgins
Sometimes a little humor can be very therapeutic in difficult times. Why exactly 72 virgins (or whatever the number is) ? Why not 71 or 73? Does eternal bliss = (1) virgin every hour x (3) days straight! Its the only "72" calculation I could come...